The Minority Report

The Minority Report

The pax count battle at Swift/Bagpipe continues as Bagpipe defections up the Swift totals.  Today, YHC even mistated the Swift count, which was a slip as I heard someone yell out an erroneous number.   Bratwurst quickly corrected my mistake. But if the trends continue, Swift will leave the minority status and become the majority before spring.  We were fortunate today that Madame didnt recruit his buddy Vuvuzela, who posted as a Bagpipe FNG today.

SSH x 25
Imperial Walker x 20
Peter Parker Merkin x 15
Mountain Climber x 20

Brixham Hill Park:
Bear crawl into park, grab some wall:
10 decline merkins OYO
10 dips in cadence
15 wall jumps
Bear crawl out (watch out for Dear Abby, bear crawling at Mach 3)

Four corners around park:
10 diamond merkins at corner 1
15 squats at corner 2
10 wide-arm merkins at corner 3
15 squats at corner 4

Head to Loch Ness, 25 yd lunge walk on the way

Wall #1
10 incline merkins OYO
10 dips

Wall #2
10 decline merkins
15 wall jumps

Mosey over the Snyders/Lance Bridge to side parking lot for Mary:
LBC x 15
Dolly x 15
Rosalita x 15
Russian Twists x 15
Flutter x 15

To Bank of America hill for 6s:
Squats at the top, burpees at the bottom

Back to Snyders Lance lot:
Broadjump across lot, 10 merkins, jump back, 10 more merkins
Bear crawl across, 10 squats, crawl back, 10 squats

Take it back home

Moleskin
Covered a lot of ground today. Several pax that posted @ Foxhole were sore from TR’s Double KB tour of pain, YHC included.  Hamstrings on fire.
Welcome to Bagpipe, Vuvuzela.
Try to EH some guys, lest we give up the attendance crown to Swift.  I think Haggis was sore from some 95 mile race or something, but he will be back there before you know it.

Announcements
Golf outing, Mud Run and Team Chepul Hill race sign-ups are live
Potential Tuesday 3rd F session may be coming soon to Einsteins, stay tuned….