Fatherbum???

  • When:06/04/14
  • QIC: Stagecoach
  • The PAX: Brown, Bulldog, Scratch and Win, Salt Lick, Pinstripes, Open House, Fatherbum (FNG - Chris Motherhead), Floor Slapper, Schnitzel, Uncle Leo, Sanka, Runstopper, Shore, Sussudio, Tiger Rag, Sprout, Harley, Donkey Kong, Busch, Spackler, Strange Brew, Semi-Gloss, Far Side, Header, Pudding Pop, Baby Boomer, Stagecoach


Fatherbum???

On a muggy morning, 27 guys posted for a mid-week workout at Death Valley. Start with a jog around the parking lot across the parking lot. Head down to the baseball field.

COP:

  • SSH x 41
  • Mountain Climber x 25
  • Burpees x 41
  • IW x 25

Mosey over to the bleacher area.

Circuits:

  • Pull ups x 20
  • CDD x 20
  • LBC’s x 20
  • Repeat for 3 rounds

Partner up for leg circuit:

P1 – Perform called exercise

P2 – Run to outfield foul pole and back

  • Round 1:  Side step ups L
  • Round 2:  Side step ups R
  • Round 3:  Butt raises L (lay down and 1 foot on beach and other foot in air, raise and lower hips/rear)
  • Round 4:  Butt raises R
  • Active Recovery: Deep squats each round until everyone finishes

Mosey to open field behind the T-ball field

Mary:

  • Deck squats x 10
  • Flutters x 20
  • CCV x 15 each side
  • 1 legged Dolly x 15 each leg
  • Merkin wave x 3-4 rotations

Line up along fence for the Triple Nickel:

  • Run across field to other fence
  • 5 jump squats
  • Run back
  • 5 hand release merkins
  • Do this 5 times

Jog over to edge of field and circle up again.

Push-o-rama:

  • Regular Merkin x 10
  • Wide Arm Merkin x 10
  • Ferkins (Finger tip merkins) x 10
  • Diamind merkins x 10
  • Burpees x 10

Run back to the lot along the trail behind baseball field.

COT

Moleskin:

  • The best line of the day was actually during the pre-KB work. It went something like this. TR: “The key is to clinch your butt and tighten your core like you’re bracing for a punch.” Bulldog: “I spend all day that way…like I’m ready for prison.”
  • Apologies to the pax for my last minute push-o-rama. I realized that I completely left out an entire segment of my weinke. The first thing I thought of was merkins.
  •  T-claps to our FNG Fatherbum (hospital last name Motherhead).  The group did not bring it’s A game today in the naming department, and this is the result.
  • Again Semi-Gloss was begging for 1 legged burpees, partner based this time. Sorry to disappoint, SG.  I’m not doing that.
  • Sound off in the comments if you have any other amusing things to share.

Announcements:

  • Compass: New book (Epic) series starts this week. Watch Twitter for more info.
  • F3 Olympics – 6/14
  • F3 Pool Party – 6/14
  • F3 Dads – Will begin 6/21 and run each Saturday the whole summer. Contact Header for more info or if you’re interested in helping out.
  • KB clinic at The Rock this Saturday at 6:00. Will be led by Byron.

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Brown
9 years ago

Header learned not to circle up next to me during any part of a workout. Puddin’ Pop was obviously tapering jumping at the chance to partner up! Great job SC!!! 41 looks great on ya son!

Horsehead
9 years ago

Fatherbum? That is terrible, and has just enough British in it to make it even worse.

Bulldog
9 years ago

There was so much expectation with this FNG naming that we all wilted under the pressure!

Escargot
9 years ago

How did Fatherbum happen with TR posting? Could he be slipping?

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