19 Pax venturend into the gloom for the weekly Death Valley beatdown.
The Thang…
SSH x25
Shoulder warm-up
Merkins x20
Imperial Walker x25
Diamonds x20
Squat jumps x20
Wide arm merkins x20
Lunge jump x20
Carolina dry docks x20
Onto the football field…
High knees / Butt kickers then repeat
5 burpees
Karaoke down and back
5 burpees
Leg shuffle down and back
5 burpees
Back peddle / 80% run then repeat
5 burpees
Two sets
Donkey Kicks x20
Dips x25
Carolina dry docks x25
Two minutes of Jack
Two sets of carolina dry docks x15
LBC x20
Flutter Kicks x20
Dolly x20
Plankerama
Scissor Crunch x20
Peter Parker x15
Parker Peter x10
Naked Moleskin –
There was much chatter regarding Cowboy and his merkin style. What is a Cowboy Merkin? Basically a Carolina Dry Dock. What is a Cowboy Carolina Dry Dock? Basically a squat. We tease only because we love….
QIC Slapshot emerged from the Providence Plantation clown car with orange cones in hand and placed them strategically aroud the football field….then did not use them at all during the workout. Was he going for the imitidation factor?
Reminder of the southland convergence on Sept 8 at Calvery Church – “The Rock”. The Charlotte South F3’ers invite all metro and north guys to join us that day to help launch this new site.
Shoutout to some of the new guys who continue to post – Pinstripes, Coal Miners Daughter and others. Good work men!
The Thang:
12 Pax met at 5:15 or 5:30 to run 3-6 miles. This being the end of our first month at the Devil’s Turn, we timed ourselves to gauge our progress. Of course, since we hadn’t timed ourselves before, we all set personnal records. Here are the official times. Presumably, there’s plenty of room for improvement:
The Shore (6 mi) 46:08, Jetski (6) 47:08, Ray Charles (4) 36:14, Stone Cold (4 miles) 29:22, Joker (4) 29:15, Donkey Kong (4) 30:16, Pretty Boy QB (4) 31:39, Hops (4) 32:50, Deep Dish (4) 33:17, Dora (4) 42:22, Thin Crust (3 miles?) 41:26, Mall Cop (3) 33:15
Naked Moleskin:
We have survived the first month and have a strong core of Pax who make the journey most Thursday mornings. Strong work by all.
Dora went exploring this morning and found himself straight out into the wilderness of the Greenway. His headlamp was flailing about looking for the right path when he was directed toward the 2 mile marker. With the help of his mental mapa he did make it back to the start, though he might have actually run 4.2 miles.
Our first month ended with today’s time trials. Our second month, next week, begins with woods and hills. Bring your headlamp!
Today is the last day to sign up for the group discount for the March Spartan Sprint through F3. The entire Shore clan is signed up. From what I saw this morning, so should be all from the Devil’s Turn grounds. Get on it!
Twelve men posted and voluntarily fed their lower extremities into the virtual wood chipper.
Warm Up
The Thang
PART 1: The Hill
PART 2: The Plates, a Tire and Misc.
Mary
13 Pax gathered in the Gloom for a downPAINment at The Rock for a final scouting trip, and to help Hops celebrate his 40th Birthday!
The Thang:
We’re not going to give a whole lot away in specifics of the workout as today was a dry run of just some of the pain for The Rock prior to our Sept. 8th Big Bang launch. Well for most of us it was a dry run, but more on that in a minute. We once again smoked ourselves running through only about 25% of the campus here at Calvary Church. This is a great campus to hold an F3 workout and we are blessed the Leadership of the church has allowed us to hold our new Sat. morning Charlotte South boot camp here. We once again tackled North Face, did a lot of running and pain stations, and had to get the sand out of our shoes!
Great job by all the Pax this morning including our FNG Michael Axelson (from here forth known as C. Everett Koop). It does get easier, as I am surely living proof of that. Looking forward to having you back out in the Gloom at all the Charlotte South Workouts!
T-Claps to Ray Charles pushing through the workout with a tweaked groin. One of us mentioned we were putting Icey Hot on our lower leg/calf while RC was talking about his #23 style dunk yesterday and slightly pulling his groin. One mistaken Pax merged the 2 conversations and immediately grabed his crotch and buckled his knees at the thought of Icey Hot. Slow down there brother, Ray Charles isn’t about to go there! Also T-Claps to Ray Charles for his volunteer work with the Johnson C. Smith Football team. He would like some support from the Pax throughout the football season at some of the games and practices to help support and mentor some of these young men as 95% of them have grown up without a father in the picture. It would be a great way for us to use the 2nd F while serving our community. You never no how you are going to affect another persons life!
And now to the final exercise of the day as one of us gets wet behind the ears. We transversed the parking lot over towards a smaller hill next to the pond to get ready for the last exercise. This time Run Stopper was taking the Q to lead us as he yelled out “Next Exercise is, The Bum Rush” as he tackles Hops and throws him into the pond! It was one of the biggest surprises and was great fun. Hops took it like a gentleman and was able to laugh it off with us as we all sang happy birthday. Happy 40th brother! After Mrs. Hops said your hair still smelled like pond algae after washing it 2 times I hope you showered off for a third! If you’re on Twitter check out the video that Tiger Rag posted of the festivities. If your not on Twitter then shame on you and join using your F3 nickname as your handle. We will be pushing a good bit of information out via Twitter as well as the website. Here is a link if you have a Twitter log-in: http://twitvid.com/YFVTN
F3 Dads was a blast as about 12 of us from Charlotte South headed to Freedom Park with the 2.0s after our downPAINment in the Gloom. My kids can’t wait till next year to do it again.
Announcements:
Next week everyone will all be at Area 51 at McKee Rd Elementary. Then the following week, Sept. 8th, will be the Big Bang Charlotte South Convergence at The Rock. We want every Area 51 Pax that has ever posted to be there to get smoked and have a great time! Begin EH’ing your friends by letting them know this will be a great first F3 workout to start. Beginning Saturday Sept. 15th both Charlotte South boot camp workouts will be held simultaneously at each respective site.
If you haven’t already signed up for the Spartan Sprint Race in March what are you waiting for? Area 51 and The Rock need to represent! Sign up by August 30th through the website to get in on the F3 discount.
26 men gathered in the Area 51 swamp land this morning.
The Thang – McGee QIC
The Burpee Warm-Up:
Side Straddle Hop x 10 / 1 Burpee
Side Straddle Hop x 10 / 2 Burpees
Merkins x 10 / 3 Burpees
Imperial Walker x 10 / 4 Burpees
Knee-Ups x 10 / 5 Burpees
Diamonds x 10 / 6 Burpees
SSH x 10 / 7 Burpees
Mountain Climbers x 10 / 8 Burpees
Slow Bicycle (The Bootlegger) x 10 / 9 Burpees
2 Minutes of People’s Chair / 10 Burpees
Subtotal Burpees = 55
The Devil’s Workout
Widearms/Diamonds/Merkins
Squats/Burpees/Jumping Lunges
Knee-ups/Jackknives/Bicycle
Burpees/Turkish Getups/Burpees
Turkish Getups/Burpeesx7/Turkish Getups
Subtotal Burpees = 50
Total Burpees = 105
The Thang – Slapshot QIC
Run to rock pile Squats with rock x50 Jump ups x25
Run through neighborhood to back field Peter parker x15 Parker peter x15 Walking lunge 1/2 field Bear crawl 1/2 field
Run to trail Dips x25 Run trail Dips x25
Run to playground Pull-ups x10 Scissor crunch x20 Pull-ups x10 Scissor crunch x20
Flutter kicks x20 LBCs x10 Dolly x20 Knee-ups x10
Run to parking lot
Nakedman Moleskin
-McGee may be good with numbers, but the oxygen deprivation resulted in a few unintented extra burpees this morning. 100, 105… what does it really matter… once you cross the century mark you know it’s gonna hurt.
-Turkish get-ups were introduced to Area 51 this morning… a real crowd pleaser. Thankfully, today was without bricks… maybe next time.
-Today’s age range for the PAX… 26 [Donkey Kong] and 58 [Boss Tweed]… proof that F3 fits for all ages. We know for certain that Donkey Kong will still be out in gloom 32 years from now… showing FNGs in 2044 proper form for burpees.
The Thang:
Eleven Pax posted for The Devil’s Turn; 2 for the 6 mile run and 9 for the 4 mile.
Moleskin:
The lack of a moon this morning made running the greenway even more interesting. It was practically pitch black without the use of a headlamp and the trail was not visible in the shaded areas. Sparky (headlampless..) encountered a lone aged tomato (headlampless as well) and both parties suffered mild heart attacks, however this encountered did provide Sparky with a new finishing PR! Way to push it! Next week will be the first time trial and all will set their new PR (maybe with the exception of Sparky!) to improve upon in the coming weeks. Nice job Mall Cop and Thin Crust… already showing improvement. Welcome back Cowboy. Aye!
23 men gathered in the gloom for a Death Valley party.
The Thang
-Run to track
-Warm up: SSH, Imperial Walker, Squats [each X20]
-Track work, in partner format:
-Short Mary
-Plank-o-rama
-Other stuff… just riffing it… merkins, mountain climbers, etc.
-Run up hill to Circle of Trust [COT]
Nakedman Moleskin
The Shovel Flag was planted and 14 of my F3 brothers helped YHC celebrate my 40th b-day in style with some pain management!
The Thang:
Run with dumbbells to lower lot, some lunges to warm it up.
SSH x 40
Imperial Walker x 40
Spartan Merkin x 10
Wide-arm Merkin x 10
Diamond Merkin x 10
Jacob’s Ladder with dumbbells- Spartan Burpee at top with dumb bells, of course
Run back to CDS for Wall work
People’s Chair- 40 sec
Wall Plank- 40 sec
People’s Chair- 40 sec
Balls to Wall- 40 sec
Dumb Bell work-
Shoulder press x 10
Curls x 10
Tricep extension x 10
Rinse, repeat
Teamwork- 40 yard station DASH (Burpees while you wait on your teammates)
Station 1- Hairburners
Station 2- Hariburners (Yep, Why not?)
Station 3- Tire Pulls
Station 4- Sled Pull
Station 5- Tire Flips
Mason Twist with Dumbbell – (20ish count)
Nakedman Moleskin:
Gotta love the Nibbla, calling YHC out on the 40 theme after the SSH’s.
Strong work on the hill, men….noticed Harley, Countertop, and Joker leading the way there.
Donkey Kong- totally vertical on Balls to the Walls, impressive!
Inaugural launch of Tiger Rag’s new toy, the SLED! Crowd pleaser for sure….key, stay low. Run Stopper killed it.
Hops turns the big 4-0 on Saturday, come help him celebrate at ARea 51.
Hope you boys enjoyed the variety today.
F3/Dads- this Sat at 0930-1030 -meet near the Train, bring the 2.0’s
Sept. 8th- Launch of The Rock at Calvary..according to Run Stopper, “The Rock will break you”. There some hill there that may be named Everest…come find out what it is all about.
26 men gathered in the gloom for a Saturday morning dose of pain and suffering.
The Thang
Countertop – QIC
COP
Sprints, crawls and burpees
Mary
Ochocinco – QIC
Nakedman Moleskin
-The QICs were forced to improvise, adapt and overcome… well, actually it was just a girls soccer tournament that posed the challenge… but, with the large field overtaken by some of Charlotte’s finest young soccer players, the Area 51 PAX bounced around the campus fringes to find suitable space for a proper beatdown.
-After a nine month hiatus, Special K made an appearance in the gloom. Welcome Back!
-Feats of strenght and speed: Donkey Kong tapped into his inner primate, demonstrating tremendous knuckle-walking speed in the bear crawl. Ochocinco and Far Side turned on the jets in the 50 yard dash.
-Five members of the PAX conducted a scouting mission at the new Charlotte South workout site — The Rock — that will officially launch on Saturday September 8th at Calvary Church. Indications are that this site will have much to offer, including a hill that may leave you running home for momma.
12 Pax set out for an early morning jog on the McAlpine Greenway.
The Thang:
6 miles for those who set out at 5:15. 4 miles for those leaving at 5:30. Or anywhere in between for those who felt like doing their own thang.
Moleskin:
Bratwurst was kind enough to show up down south this morning and take it easy on us novices. Our comfortable pace brought some us in at a 7:30 pace.
It’s nice to see more pax showing up even if they are not completely comfortable with the running thang. Guys were scattered all over the greenway at different distances and paces. The more the merrier. And it all beats dreaming about your sub-spartan effort in the fartsac!
Then there are the regulars, along with your QIC’s, Ray Charles, Joker, Callaway, and Donkey Kong have made all the rounds so far. Strong work men.